so on tuesday night my nose was still blocked. and i was brushing my teeth. and suffocating. why? because there was no FREE ORIFICE for my to breathe through! maybe minus my eyes. i once tried breathing through my eyes, and it worked. no, not worked. like i could get the teeniest air flow - nowhere near enough for me to breathe through. and i dont recommend it - it was so long ago that now i am wondering whether it was a dream - your eyeballs might fall out :( nobody wants that to happen.
so i was suffocating. and then i stopped brushing for a bit, breathed a bit and kept brushing. how does my brother survive like this everyday? well then it occurred to me that the toothpaste was quite minty. then i wondered: how do people who hate mint brush their teeth? i mean, isn't it utterly disgusting for them? i wondered if toothpaste mint counted as an exception. and that maybe some little kid once choked on it and was ever since traumatised. maybe they use listerine? but then listerine is minty isn't it? i've never used it but i always assumed it to be.
I FINISHED MY TOFFEE.
like if i had to dunk my teeth into the cheesy sauce of easy mac like 2 times a day to clean my teeth ... oh boy. the thought almost made me vomit. anyone like to explain to me how people who hate mint brush their teeth? cause as far as i know there are quite a few people who don't like mint ...
oh and while tagging this post i saw the tag fish. so i just had to mention ghoti :) ghoti is a homonym of fish. which means they sound the same. why? how? i hear you say. because the gh is taken from laugh, the o from women, the ti from nation. so when you piece them together you get ghoti? :)
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Thursday, September 1, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
deeeep conversations
well, not really deep. more like immature, naive me :)
haha today went out with louisa and maggie to carss park for the third time this holis, and apparently we're going out together again on monday if it isnt raining lol =/
today we didnt do much at the park, especially cause my mum said not to expect to do anything cause it rained and the grass was wet. before maggie got here louisa and i walked around and talked about our plans for the future :D we talked about how both our carbon footprints were enormous, how louisa wanted a green home, how i'd like to sponsor a child through world vision and get my kids to do so too, etc. but when we went back apparently our parents went looking for us, meh. then we kicked a soccer ball around for a bit, but ended up playing big 2 (i came second woooo - i usually suck at it *cough* especially when louisa's family's around *cough*) and cheat. yeah, i totally lost cheat.
then we went to hurstville to eat dinner together at that meridian hotel place, and maggie and i just talked about how we'd like a boy to confess their love for us :) haha it was entertaining, we were imaging guys playing the guitar and singing (maggie said: 'only if he has a good voice!') and how it would be awkward if he wasnt implying it and caught you off guard, say when you're eating a hamburger or pizza. cause you're all like hands on and weird and awkwardified, and you cant get away with small gestures cause you have to eat your burger and stuff. haha, it was interesting. but then we became old and reminisced about our childhood crushes and talked about them - twas entertaining yet struck a very nostalgic string within each of us :(
yeah. and i was meant to start commercing or rapping like ... 50 minutes ago but i suck and procrastinated and thought that mug cakes needed an oven. and then i realised that that wasnt right (you know ... correlation between cakes and ovens?) and googled it to check ... and yeah.
hope the remainder of your holiday is enjoyable! >==>
p.s. that was a fish. i was just wondering if i could draw a fish.
haha today went out with louisa and maggie to carss park for the third time this holis, and apparently we're going out together again on monday if it isnt raining lol =/
today we didnt do much at the park, especially cause my mum said not to expect to do anything cause it rained and the grass was wet. before maggie got here louisa and i walked around and talked about our plans for the future :D we talked about how both our carbon footprints were enormous, how louisa wanted a green home, how i'd like to sponsor a child through world vision and get my kids to do so too, etc. but when we went back apparently our parents went looking for us, meh. then we kicked a soccer ball around for a bit, but ended up playing big 2 (i came second woooo - i usually suck at it *cough* especially when louisa's family's around *cough*) and cheat. yeah, i totally lost cheat.
then we went to hurstville to eat dinner together at that meridian hotel place, and maggie and i just talked about how we'd like a boy to confess their love for us :) haha it was entertaining, we were imaging guys playing the guitar and singing (maggie said: 'only if he has a good voice!') and how it would be awkward if he wasnt implying it and caught you off guard, say when you're eating a hamburger or pizza. cause you're all like hands on and weird and awkwardified, and you cant get away with small gestures cause you have to eat your burger and stuff. haha, it was interesting. but then we became old and reminisced about our childhood crushes and talked about them - twas entertaining yet struck a very nostalgic string within each of us :(
yeah. and i was meant to start commercing or rapping like ... 50 minutes ago but i suck and procrastinated and thought that mug cakes needed an oven. and then i realised that that wasnt right (you know ... correlation between cakes and ovens?) and googled it to check ... and yeah.
hope the remainder of your holiday is enjoyable! >==>
p.s. that was a fish. i was just wondering if i could draw a fish.
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