some thoughts

so on tuesday night my nose was still blocked. and i was brushing my teeth. and suffocating. why? because there was no FREE ORIFICE for my to breathe through! maybe minus my eyes. i once tried breathing through my eyes, and it worked. no, not worked. like i could get the teeniest air flow - nowhere near enough for me to breathe through. and i dont recommend it - it was so long ago that now i am wondering whether it was a dream - your eyeballs might fall out :( nobody wants that to happen.

so i was suffocating. and then i stopped brushing for a bit, breathed a bit and kept brushing. how does my brother survive like this everyday? well then it occurred to me that the toothpaste was quite minty. then i wondered: how do people who hate mint brush their teeth? i mean, isn't it utterly disgusting for them? i wondered if toothpaste mint counted as an exception. and that maybe some little kid once choked on it and was ever since traumatised. maybe they use listerine? but then listerine is minty isn't it? i've never used it but i always assumed it to be.

I FINISHED MY TOFFEE.

like if i had to dunk my teeth into the cheesy sauce of easy mac like 2 times a day to clean my teeth ... oh boy. the thought almost made me vomit. anyone like to explain to me how people who hate mint brush their teeth? cause as far as i know there are quite a few people who don't like mint ...

oh and while tagging this post i saw the tag fish. so i just had to mention ghoti :) ghoti is a homonym of fish.  which means they sound the same. why? how? i hear you say. because the gh is taken from laugh, the o from women, the ti from nation. so when you piece them together you get ghoti? :)