weird dream part 3.

might not make sense if you haven't read parts 1 and 2. but it might, cause it's a story of its own.


i was back at home again, and this short haired, blonde lady was sitting on a chair in my living room (i have no idea who this lady is. this is creepy. it's rare that you totally invent characters). the drug checker guy was next to her and we had to do archery with this plastic play toy thing. the first person who went (i think this was another person from school but i wont give her a letter since she only appears in this bit) and we had to aim at the face of the lady (relax, he archery thing was like a toilet unblocker thing). the first person got it. me, i'd never archeried before (this is untrue). and i was fiddling with the bow and whoops! i accidentally fired it.

i must have missed for sure. but bullseye! i hit the lady's cheek. woo!! in for next round (somehow it sounds like a gameshow).

the next turn the lady turns her head so her cheek is facing me (btw, she's super pale) probs because last time i fired it at her cheek. this time i was like YEAH I GOT THIS ... then i totally missed. and i had to go and stand next to the first person (i thought she got it but i dunno).

then i woke up. and it was 9:40. and the dream wasn't too much of a climax so i thought i should leave it there. yeah. that was weird. sorry for wasting your time.

weird dream part 2.

this probably won't make sense if you haven't read part 1. actually, it might since it isn't that related.


somehow i was wearing these really old sandals of mine (which i threw out years ago) which were blue and sparkly. i don't know what i was doing but i was kind of being a detective and trying to prove something. probably that i wasn't on drugs? i don't know. it was weird.

apparently i realised that all over my primary school playground there were these teeny weeny magnets ... and there was also one on the bottom of my shoe! (must've been a reference to萬凰之王 or something) i realised that if i stepped on one of them with the magnet on my shoe i would keep slipping. aha! so someone had deliberately wanted to make me look drugged!

so i threw in those sandals onto the bus which was a mess ... luggage everywhere (i have no idea where we were going) and undies strewn all over the place). i told the drug checker guy and he wanted me to show him proof ... but i couldnt find the sandals! the saboteur must've stolen the evidence! i was determined though and searched the entire bus. couldn't find it. but then i noticed someone was sitting extremely low on their seat ... such that they looked like they were sitting on the ground. hard to explain.

don't you just love paint. the right is what you're meant to see but the left is what actually happened.

then when they left the bus i went to check the sitting-really-low-person's seat. omg! discovery! he was sitting really low because a part of the top bit of his chair bulged out! cutting open the fabric ... the saboteur had hid my sandals INSIDE the fluff of the coach seat!! (how they did this, i have no idea).

and i think i recall the saboteur being my family friend kylie (which is really weird because ... she's nothing mean like that.)

i went to prove my point and i think i was being doubted, so they had to do another test on me. part 3! :D

weird dream part 1.

you know when you're dreaming and you know that you've woken up cause all of a sudden the characters in your dream don't know what to do anymore? and then if it's a good dream you go NOOOO come on ... okay you! keep eating. you! keep running around. now me ... try to fall asleep again.

that's exactly what happened this morning. several times. and you should stop here if you're not interested in my dream because it's super weird and involve a weird mix of characters which i have no idea how they got shoved together. bad grammar.

well. the first thing i remember in the dream is sitting in a classroom (L3 i think) and to my right was ...

should i mention names? it would be awkward. but ... oh well. if you're reading this and you're also in my dream ... i have no idea why these things happened either.

i was sitting on the outside horseshoe on the very edge in the corner of the room. to my right was X and to her right Y. then somehow this box of sesame roll thingos got passed around. i didn't know but then ... actually i'm not going to put any names in. (goes back to change them all)

where I'm sitting in L3 (birds eye view)

these sesame rolls. somehow in my dream they were in deepika's green yarn box and  instead of cut in two they were cut in three and there was a gazillion of them in that box

so they got passed around. i dont remember this bit clearly but i think it got passed to Y who took 8 and then X took 13. X was going really hyperactive and she seemed to love the food or something. then it got passed to me. i think i took 1 and ate it and thought it was pretty nice. i didnt know what it was though. so i took another one and held onto it for a bit.

then somehow i realised that it was actually a drug! omg! and i was like omg that was a drug i just ate it ... and i look over and X and Y are like mass eating them and slightly going crazy. i assume they've tried it before and knew just what it was.

somehow ... wait. this person. i must mention. too funny not to! somehow Clive (my badminton coach) was in the room and he told me to pass him something and he stretched his arm across the two horseshoes  and i passed him something. then he saw the extra sesame-roll-drug i hid behind my back and started laughing in that whole (omg i can't believe how bad you are jennifer! ooh you're going to get in trouble!) type expression. i dunno, my brain dreams weird dreams.

then apparently this drug checker guy came in and needed to check us or something. i was like oh my gosh, i'm going to die. but then clive was trying to help us by distracting the drug checking guy and i remember thinking 'oh that's really nice of him, i thought he was going to dob us in'

but he was unsuccessful and the drug checking guy came in and saw X and Y and asked them how many sesame rolls they ate. X was laughing creepily and through her giggles said '13' and Y was like 'i ate 8!' (or something along those lines). then he eyed me and asked how many i ate. i said one third. (that doesnt make sense, but i get what i mean. i probably counted it like one third of the original non cut up one? i dunno)

and the guy raised his eyebrow in disbelief cause he thought i mustve been a drug addict with X and Y and how i could possibly eat one third. then i realised i had another one behind my back which i had unravelled so i said that i actually think i ate two thirds. and then somehow the drug checker guy morphed into clive and clive was asking me in disbelief one third? two thirds? are you serious? and somehow the drug checker guy was there again.

then i kind of woke up so the dream changed into some weird thing. i'll write about that in part 2. :)

i'm dreaming

this morning my mum woke me up saying it was almost 11, and my mind was like WHAT ALREADY?!?!

... until i looked at my clock and it was 10:20. my mum's definition of 'almost' ... why didn't i guess.

anyway i had a random and weird dream ... involving Poh (you know masterchef season 1 finalist?), Mr Wang, Mrs Liang, Rhiannon and me o.O

i was in maths, and Mrs Liang (katrina's mum haha) was my teacher. So it was kinda normal and everything and i thought i was listening (okay okay maybe zoning out a bit) until she asked me what she just said. I said 'you were talking to me?' and then she walked up to me and said 'you poor child, it's ok ... your mum already told me about your narcolepsy' 

and yeah, i remember thinking: i wasn't even sleepy just then?

but then my mind was like: omg is it getting so bad now i didnt know i slept just then?!

yeah. then apparently she asked me to take a walk with her and i assumed i was getting into trouble. but somehow mrs liang turned into poh (so poh's my maths teacher) and she took me to eat at a restaurant. it's night time now, and we're sitting around this round black table on black chairs outside. OH it's like the subway place at kogarah :) waiting at the restaurant was mr wang. turns out poh and mr wang were going out, which is why i had poh for maths cause mr wang had to find a sub (yes, this bit's weird). i dont remember what we talked about, but something happened and i was at school again.

this time, i dont remember where this classroom was. something like S4 maybe except the front of the room was the back of the room and the tables were like blue and tall and in exam format. i walked in with rhiannon and sat with her. she gave me a sheet of paper and asked me to write 'i love you' in traditional chinese, and i failed the first few times. i think she had woken me up (like in my dream from 'narcolepsy') cause i was laying on my arm or something.

and then somehow a white dog (cross between silver (haoyi's white/grey cat) and marble (louisa's black dog)?) came in. i think i was trying to escape with it but somehow we didnt :( and then i think it ended up in my garage, but i really cant remember this bit of the dream.

haha that's it. i'm anticipating having dinner with poh and mr wang :D wouldn't that be fun.