milhouse

i feel so guilty. you know how on TV you see characters like milhouse from the simpsons who are virtually blind when they lose their glasses? and like you laugh when they wake up and pat around for their glasses or when they drop them and step on them while looking for them or something?

well, i was one of those people who laughed to myself.

after all, i thought, that's so exaggerated - i mean it doesn't happen in real life.

... or does it?

i'd just finished english and was walking along the corridor to commerce class. patting my head, i noticed that my bobby pins were still in after finding my fringe irritating. my glasses were also still on! i must look like a real dork. so i removed my glasses and put them in my glasses case. with my glasses case in my right hand, i undid my bobby pins with my left. the one on the left side of my head ... the one on the right and the other one on the right. but while doing this with two other bobby pins in my hand, i felt that feeling that something slipped out of my hand and thought i heard it hit the floor and that little vibration as it hit the floor (upon reflection, i doubt this really happened. i mean feeling and hearing the bobby pin hit the floor amongst a busy corridor with around 50 girls? unlikely. but still, i thought i heard and felt it).

so, naturally, i look down to find my bobby pin. AND I AM MET WITH A HAZE OF PURPLY GREY BLUE! the walls are light blue ... the carpet is that purply bluey grey like a cross of these:

yeah. well. all of a sudden i was in an 'OMG MY EYESIGHT IS THIS BAD!?!?!?!' and that whole sudden realisation, tears-run-to-eyes thing where im like WHAT HAVE I DONE??!? and i knew that if i bent down to find it i would have to pat around for a bit cause i like to wear glasses at the dinner table to see the food properly.

and, automatically, i paused and just stood there. pretended like i was waiting for a friend. and i was jamming up the corridor, but anyway. then i pretended i was like OH maybe i should put my glasses on. so i put my glasses on slowly like i wasnt doing anything weird. and then i pretended i just dropped something and bent down to pick up my bobby pin. it was right next to my foot.

then i walked to commerce. i now will never laugh at milhouse again.

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so i was trying to actually understand what we're learning in English now - realism - so i decided to google realistic texts to find books that i might've read before so i could kind of get what realism was.

that didn't make sense did it? ok. well. when i find out that a book i read was realistic, i will think hmmmm i wonder why. maybe it's this? then i will see other books that i have read that are apparently realistic too, and try to find whatever characteristic i thought of initially. if it's not there, i try to spot other common traits between them. then i would assume realism = common traits. well, yeah. cause i'm horrible at english.

but one of the results that came up from my search was really weird.

yeah. weird. and when i read it, there was an awkward >>>>>>>>> flying on top of my head cause i was just thinking .............. what. and imagine someone was with me ... wow.

anyway, you should try it yourself :) or maybe click the title of this post, i should've linked it. but then again, it was a query so it's weird and the link might break.

enviro wiki

i was going to change my tag line of this blog (the thing about awkwardness) when i found out that we can change the favicon of our blog now :D so yeah. but then i was too lazy and couldnt think of what to make it so it's temporarily a black square. apparently black pixels save energy :)

then my brain went to this: oooh! saving energy! enviro group! so yeah, im gonna go do some advertising. visit www.sghsenviro.wiki.com in your spare time dear blog readers :) it'll help add hits to the page counter which as a result brings the site up in the google rankings. which will help us raise awareness!

sankyoovelymatchu :D

spam fail

well this morning when i checked my email there were 4 new junk emails. one of them was this:

click to enlarge and see what i mean :)

i mean, seriously. to the person who created this email ... if you really wanted people to fall for it, maybe you could spare 10 seconds to read over what you typed. two mistakes in the subject and name already? wow.

... the thought just occurred to me that maybe they did that on purpose so they cant be accused of identity theft.

BUT STILL. what about the 'winn'?

and yeah. i was thinking weird two days ago and wondered about the abbreviation LMAO. it's like a heirarchy isn't it? lol < lmao < lmfao < roflmao < roflmfao


i may have made up some of the above abbreviations :D
imagine saying roflmfao like how it looks like. it reminds me of that wasamufo word. is that how you spell it? google wont tell me :'(

hectic two weeks.

sorry about neglecting this blog for the past few weeks :( been really busy and i've only found a bit of time now to post!   -looks at piles of maths homework next to me-   well, yeah. a little bit of time :L

i finally got a new phone! it's the htc aria :) oooh i love it. i'm STILL learning how to use it. we went to burwood on wednesday to buy it after school ... we bought two phones in total (one for jason and one for me). so i was gonna choose which one and i chose aria but jason was all like OMG I WANT THE ARIA CAUSE THE SAMSUNG WAVE LOOKS SO LONG and i was like FINE TAKE THE ARIA. but then he found this game on the samsung and was like 0:) i can keep the samsung then.

so yars. the samsung has a better user interface i think. easier to navigate. plus, its AMOLED display makes it much more brighter than mine haha. well, yeah. we're both satisfied :)

wait. i have to go eat kfc for lunch now. i will continue when back :)

ahem. well .... it's almost 6 now 0:) but kfc was delicious and i finished watching the drama i was watching. i thought that the best bit of the drama was the middle bit when they just got on happily, cause the end involves lots of crying (the actors and actresses i mean) and ... yeah. i personally thought the end wasnt as interesting ...

sad. the chicken to bread ratio is like ...

V_chick : V_buns =  (1)³ : 2(2)³

                  = 1 : 2 x 8

              = 1 : 16

that's kinda extreme. and yeah i just realised that they aren't actually similar ... unless you assume that the chicken is half as thick and long as one of the buns. basically it's only 1: 16 when it looks like this:

actually looks pretty convincing ...

well yeah. i actually thought the lighting at the kfc place was really pretty :) so 1 or 2 at kfc has good lighting :D this post is too long, imma cut it into two :) i'll put in some interesting observations into my next one ...

edit: lol i just remembered my original reason for taking pictures of the burger.

i was actually more intending to say that the burgers at kfc arent as NEAT as the ones in maccas ... like when i opened this burger it was as if someone had FOLDED the bun. like it was as if the burger was chucked onto paper and rolled together ... but in maccas when you open the burger it's neat and has like ... one thing on top of the other. when i opened this burger the chicken was half out of the burger and it was all messy. yeah :)